A Beautiful Mind

October 1, 2012
A woman walked up to us at the end of the night. She seemed very attractive at first, but that diminished quickly as she got closer. She may have well been attractive under the half inch layer of paint she'd applied to her head before leaving the house, but alas, she applied a half inch layer of paint to her head. 

She starts chatting to the door men and telling us about how she convinced "some ugly chick who looked like a bird" that the cute bartender liked her. I remarked that she must be a real people person. 

My buddy caught on and started talking about how wonderful it was that she was helping get people together. After about 5 mins of this she caught on to what we were doing and told us it wasn't nice to make fun of people.