Sex, Lies and Video Tape

August 19, 2012
I was at work the other night and one of the waitresses asked if I'd seen her purse. I said I saw one over by the dj booth. She and her boyfriend staggered over that way. 
Shortly thereafter I broke up a fight on the dancefloor. When I returned I noticed the waitress and her boy making out on bench beside the booth. Well she was on the bench...he was standing in front of her. Then I realized the his pants were quite a bit lower than the current standard douchbag fashion level of just below ass cheek. And he wasn't dancing to the music... they were doin' it! Before long the whole bar was watching. A couple people were recording it with their phones.

After about 1 minute of this he backed up and pulled his pants back up the the requisite DB low level. They got up, and walked away like nothing happened. One of the regulars looks at me and says "You gonna wash that booth?"

I just shook my head and walked away.