We have a lot of Brazilian guys that hang out in our bar. I don’t know why they’re here, or what they’re doing but they’re always in, every weekend. And there’s about 3 groups of them. They all seem to know each other, but they don’t hang out together. It’s very weird. Lately they’ve been a problem. They’re having trouble with the concept of ‘no’.
We threw one of them out last weekend. He was dancing with a girl and decided to plant a big, wet, surprising, and very much unwanted kiss on her. He then argued with her when she got mad and told him to get lost. This week, I don’t know what he did but, he pissed off some other girl and wouldn't take no for an answer. Our Bulgarian bouncer, and resident human pretzel maker, was particularly irked by the young man’s lack of respect for women and threw him out.
This is the same Brazilian guy who was handing out half empty bottles of beer that he found on abandoned tables a few weeks back. All class, this one. So he hung out outside the door for about an hour, explaining to everyone who would listen that this was NOT his fault. At one point two of our bartenders were outside by the wall having a smoke. Brazil was going on about how, it’s all the girls’ fault, they dance with him all sexy and then they tell him no. It’s not fair. Then he proceeded to double over and twerk up against one of our male bartenders, pinning him up against the wall with his ass. Our guy managed to wriggle away after only a few seconds of awkward dry humping. He tossed his smoke and headed back in. On his way by I cracked, “Was it good for you?” He laughed and shook his head.
We threw one of them out last weekend. He was dancing with a girl and decided to plant a big, wet, surprising, and very much unwanted kiss on her. He then argued with her when she got mad and told him to get lost. This week, I don’t know what he did but, he pissed off some other girl and wouldn't take no for an answer. Our Bulgarian bouncer, and resident human pretzel maker, was particularly irked by the young man’s lack of respect for women and threw him out.This is the same Brazilian guy who was handing out half empty bottles of beer that he found on abandoned tables a few weeks back. All class, this one. So he hung out outside the door for about an hour, explaining to everyone who would listen that this was NOT his fault. At one point two of our bartenders were outside by the wall having a smoke. Brazil was going on about how, it’s all the girls’ fault, they dance with him all sexy and then they tell him no. It’s not fair. Then he proceeded to double over and twerk up against one of our male bartenders, pinning him up against the wall with his ass. Our guy managed to wriggle away after only a few seconds of awkward dry humping. He tossed his smoke and headed back in. On his way by I cracked, “Was it good for you?” He laughed and shook his head.
Anyway, Brazil is taking a few weeks off from the bar so he can think about his attitude towards women. And bartenders.
Happy Friday everyone! Wonder what we have in store for tonight!
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