An Innocent Man

September 23, 2012
Anytime you meet a guy wearing a track suit, black with baby blue Adidas stripes and a big chain, know this; you've met a douche bag. We cut a DB like this off tonight for arguing with people. The thing about Douche Bags though, is they're crafty. This guy, in his craftyness, walked to the other side of the bar to get a drink. So I stood and watched him. He didn't like that and threw a coaster at me when I wasn't looking. 

"Did you just throw a coaster at me?"
"No"
I ushered him out. For some reason he got it in his head that interlocking his fingers and holding them up for the cameras to see, would prove his innocence. I got him outside and he walked away.

I left my manager at the door while I dealt with some dude trying to get into the women's washroom. He was trying to get at the beer tub girl (who was at this time dancing naked in a stall by herself. Don't do drugs kids). At the same time DB returned and took a swing at my manager. When I came out Manager was on DB's back and DB's right eye looked like a vagina. DB lost that round.

With 3 doormen, 2 bartenders, the manager and a drunk bodybuilder all watching over DB, we let him up. He immediately called 911 to complain he'd been assaulted. He was still on the phone when the cops arrived. They had one cuff on him and he was still trying to explain to the operator that they needed to come down because we had beat him up.

Later someone punched our dishwasher in the face in a case of mistaken identity. All in all a great night in Airdrie. You should come visit