Mannequin

December 16, 2012
I was letting people out of the bar the other night and a girl was waiting just inside the door. We were chatting and I teased her asking why she was leaving alone. She looks at me and says "There's no real men in this bar"

As a fake man, I was hurt by her comment, however, I did find some humour in a woman with fake nails, a fake tan, dyed hair and a pound and a half of make up who was looking for a real man.