Tonight at about 230 some idiot was still there nursing his beer and harassing one of the female bartenders. He was asked to stop as she was trying to do up her cash, but buddy just got worse. So he was forcibly removed.
He stood outside and called us losers, assholes, douchebags and retarded. He said the bar was a joke and he'd never be back. I told him I was disappointed and to have a good night. Well that really riled him up. He stuck his foot in front of the door and went on another tirade. Finally I pushed him away from the door, he grabbed my arm so I went outside ready to fight. Finally his buddy, who by all accounts is a midget, had the common sense to try to calm everything down. We went inside, they stayed outside.
About 30 minutes later I found him knocking on our door. I opened it and he said "I know you kicked me out, but can I use your bathroom?"
"No," I said "You wouldn't like it in here, full of assholes and douchebags. Our bathrooms are a joke and you said you'd never be back. I want to help you keep your word."
Well, that made me an asshole again. Finally the girl he was with looked at him and said "Your life would be so much easier if you weren't such a dick all the time, you know that?" I closed the door.
I sincerely hope that he wet himself on the way home. That would make my night.
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