Friday, April 5, 2013

I'm Prejudiced. I can deal with that.

I thought this was kind of cool in a "As long as
you're not dating my sister" kind of way
I'm extremely prejudiced. There are certain types of people who walk into the bar that I know will have a high probability of being trouble.

I was explaining my prejudice to a coworker the other night. "Dude anytime I see a guy with a neck tattoo, a guy wearing a track suit or a short guy, I know for sure we're going to have to throw someone out."

My buddy just laughed.

Within 20 minutes I found some little short dude grabbing some of other guy by the jacket shaking and screaming at him. So I grabbed him by the collar and dragged him to the front door. He thought i was being unfair.

A little while later a guy in a green track suit jacket was pissing on our wall outside. I noticed his neck tattoo said "Fearless" while I was telling him he couldn't come in. His girlfriend thought I was being unfair. I'm sorry, if I've seen your junk, you don't get back in. Thats just common sense.

Ok, yeah, I pre judge people. But I'm usually right. If you think I'm wrong let me know. I'll send them to your bar.

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