Beer Fest

One of the DJ's buddies decided to have a drinking contest. 2 DJ's vs me and anyone else I could find. I enlisted one of the bartenders, an old school booze enthusiast I knew I could count on.

It was a boat race...I went first, and although I spilled a little, I beat our house DJ. My team mate started in on his when the DJ's buddy simply opened his throat and downed his pint in a little under a second. It was amazing.

The two DJs went outside and began spewing their beers back up almost immediately, touting the health benefits of bulimia between heaves. I went back in to find the bartender coming back from the bathroom after evacuating his stomach as well.

I was the only one who didn't puke! I rock.