Pump Up The Volume

I went into work the other day after the gym to catch the end of the hockey game. One of the bouncers was sitting at the bar looking particularly green. He was supposed to be bartending but he wasn't well. Seems the night before he got very very drunk playing beer pong. He got so drunk actually that he needed to go to the emergency room and have his stomach pumped the next morning.

Poor guy, I'm taking him to the gym today. We're doing abs and cardio. I think I might be sadistic.