Pretty Woman

January 8, 2012
We had a beer Pong tourney at the bar one night. Our DJ was announcing things as they happened. A middle aged woman walked up to me at the door and started poking me in the arm.
"Hey, hey, hey," she said emphasizing each utterance with a poke. "You're Luke right?"
"yeah"
"Your DJ needs to stop talking about beer pong. Nobody cares and we can't understand what he's saying anyway." she continued."Tell him to stop talking and play some music, us whores need to dance!!"

I said I'd do what I could. I told the DJ what she's said and he laughed. About 10 minutes later he started spinning. It was about an hour after that that I noticed that my pokey friend hadn't been on the dance floor all night. She staggered out of the bar a few hours later having never set foot on the dance floor.

Thats what I get for trying to help out the whores.