The Jerk

January 17, 2012
So some dude slapped a girl at the bar the other night. We kicked him out. He came back to pay his bill and told his friends that he didn't care what we (the bouncers) thought of him because he (the douche bag) didn't make $10 an hour. That made me laugh. I WISH I made $10/hour!!

So I told the boys he and his buddy were banned for life. They agreed. While I was away this weekend one of the guys decided it would be OK to let this guy back in; despite slapping a chick, insulting us and me saying not to...but whatever. At some point he and a buddy took off to the bathroom and were gone awhile. One of the guys went back to see what was up and found him and another guy doing rails off the back of a toilet. (Coke heads do know people poo in there right?) So he kicked him out again and NOW they are all saying he should be banned forever.

People should just listen to me.