Some guy comes into the bar all the time and gets really drunk and then does this stupid dance. He kind of hunches over as if he were trying to tie his shoes, but then he puts one hand on his chest, and one hand out, like an opera singer might as they were hitting that high note bound for the heavens. If that opera singer was hunched over like Mr. Burns.
So he wanders around like that for a while, sort of pacing around the dance floor, backing into girls who, generally find him annoying and get out of his way. (Tip, guys: Worst pick up move EVER)
He also does this weird thing with his ball cap. He grabs the beak, sort of the way an overly dramatic magician might, and holds it in place while turning his head. Then he'll take it off and sort of move it around in space before returning it to his head and locking it in place with an embellished twist.
Sometimes, while hunched over, he'll drop one hand down the ground while the other his on his chest, then switch them repeatedly as though he was trying to gather invisible nuts and berries that he can't seem to hold onto. The production is quite ridiculous. Like watching a monkey throw a tantrum to dub step.
So, the other night I was back east and a buddy texted me to say that Hunched Over Dancer guy got punched in the face. When I finally asked the door staff about it, it turns out that one of his room mates slept with a girl he was sleeping with as well. The rest of the story is that 4 out of the 5 guys sitting at the table had slept with her, and they all got into fights at some point or another throughout the evening. In the end there was only one guy left who turned out to be a perfect gentleman.
All I could think while listening to the story was "Damn, that is one skanky chick you're all fighting over!
So he wanders around like that for a while, sort of pacing around the dance floor, backing into girls who, generally find him annoying and get out of his way. (Tip, guys: Worst pick up move EVER)
He also does this weird thing with his ball cap. He grabs the beak, sort of the way an overly dramatic magician might, and holds it in place while turning his head. Then he'll take it off and sort of move it around in space before returning it to his head and locking it in place with an embellished twist.
Sometimes, while hunched over, he'll drop one hand down the ground while the other his on his chest, then switch them repeatedly as though he was trying to gather invisible nuts and berries that he can't seem to hold onto. The production is quite ridiculous. Like watching a monkey throw a tantrum to dub step.
So, the other night I was back east and a buddy texted me to say that Hunched Over Dancer guy got punched in the face. When I finally asked the door staff about it, it turns out that one of his room mates slept with a girl he was sleeping with as well. The rest of the story is that 4 out of the 5 guys sitting at the table had slept with her, and they all got into fights at some point or another throughout the evening. In the end there was only one guy left who turned out to be a perfect gentleman.
All I could think while listening to the story was "Damn, that is one skanky chick you're all fighting over!
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