There's this girl that shows up every weekend for the past few months. She's about 20, tall, blonde, pleasant enough, although sometimes I wonder how bright she is.
Last night she showed me her new tongue ring. It was this green thing with some sort of sparkly gem on top. She went into great detail as to what was involved in putting this tongue ring in.
Tonight she danced her way through the door, opened her mouth and shows me her NEW tongue ring. This one is flat with a little star on it. I says to her, "Lady, you just got a new tongue ring" to which she replies "Yeah it was too rough and was irritating the roof of my mouth.
Being a smart ass I said, "Yes I suppose it would irritate anything you put in your mouth huh?"
She cocked her head to the side and looked at me the way my dog does when I ask him something rhetorical, and said "Ohhh...that tooootally changes my night!" and walked away.
Last night she showed me her new tongue ring. It was this green thing with some sort of sparkly gem on top. She went into great detail as to what was involved in putting this tongue ring in.
Tonight she danced her way through the door, opened her mouth and shows me her NEW tongue ring. This one is flat with a little star on it. I says to her, "Lady, you just got a new tongue ring" to which she replies "Yeah it was too rough and was irritating the roof of my mouth.
Being a smart ass I said, "Yes I suppose it would irritate anything you put in your mouth huh?"
She cocked her head to the side and looked at me the way my dog does when I ask him something rhetorical, and said "Ohhh...that tooootally changes my night!" and walked away.
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