I work in a very white small town surrounded by farms and oil rigs. The people here are hard working, decent folk. So I can't help but laugh when these rail thin, entitled children come into the bar acting like characters from the fast and the furious.
The other night I heard this kid, wearing a silver plated necklace, that I'm sure he thinks is Platinum, say to the girl he's just cheated on "It's all good, I love you baby girl!" The words were Taye Diggs, the execution...more Steve Urkle. Even the drunks I was talking to couldn't stop laughing. The only thing that would have made it better is if his arch rival 'stepped up' and served him, forcing an epic dance-off!
Another kid walked up to me and said "Yo, you got a problem!?" I smiled and said "No, sorry man, I don't. Why? You looking for one?" This confused him a little but to his credit, he pressed on.
"Yo, you kicked out my boy yo!" (Thats alot of 'yos', for a white kid from Canada who drives a pickup truck through canola fields all day) So I looked at him really really seriously and said "How old are you man? You got KIDS??"
He said "What?!"
I said," Dude, you said I kicked out your boy? You don't look old enough to have a son man, and he's old enough to drink? Im carding him next time."
He looked at me really really confused, but he was getting angry and agitated and finally did this sort of thing with his arms- imagine step 2 of the bird dance- and says "Fuck man!" and walked away shaking his head.
The other night I heard this kid, wearing a silver plated necklace, that I'm sure he thinks is Platinum, say to the girl he's just cheated on "It's all good, I love you baby girl!" The words were Taye Diggs, the execution...more Steve Urkle. Even the drunks I was talking to couldn't stop laughing. The only thing that would have made it better is if his arch rival 'stepped up' and served him, forcing an epic dance-off!
Another kid walked up to me and said "Yo, you got a problem!?" I smiled and said "No, sorry man, I don't. Why? You looking for one?" This confused him a little but to his credit, he pressed on.
"Yo, you kicked out my boy yo!" (Thats alot of 'yos', for a white kid from Canada who drives a pickup truck through canola fields all day) So I looked at him really really seriously and said "How old are you man? You got KIDS??"
He said "What?!"
I said," Dude, you said I kicked out your boy? You don't look old enough to have a son man, and he's old enough to drink? Im carding him next time."
He looked at me really really confused, but he was getting angry and agitated and finally did this sort of thing with his arms- imagine step 2 of the bird dance- and says "Fuck man!" and walked away shaking his head.
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