Indecent Proposal

November 28, 2012
One night I was working at the bar and some dude was talking to Herb, the head bouncer. Dude-guy looks at me and goes, "Hey man, how would you like to nail one of those chicks." He points at two girls smoking. One looks sort of like one of those crazy hair troll dolls Mimi used to keep on her desk. She had the make up trowel set to kill before she left the house, I'm sure. The other had obscenely large fake breasts that appeared to be causing some sort of scoliosis. She looked like the last move before the end of a game of Jenga.

I looked at dude, frowned, and said to him, with no small amount of disgust
"Oh God no! geez..."

He looks at me, shoves me and says, "Hey man, that's my wife"

I looked back, blinked and did the only thing appropriate to situations like this. I put my finger up to my ear, pressed the button on the little mic and said "What? Ok, I'll be right there" and walked away.

Yes I'm uncouth and a coward. Sue me.