Leprechaun

St. Paddy's day? Pretty uneventful at our bar. It was packed. Crazy busy. Had to throw an Irish guy out. That was sad. Then an ugly woman with garish makeup and outlandish costume jewlery tried to drunkenly explain the law to me and "dared" me to put my hands on her the way I did the Irish guy. She further explained that she was a lawyer and also used to be married to a cop. I asked her why she wasn't married any more. That just made her mad.  She also thought it was 2012 still and tried to give me a lesson on Astrology. If she's really a lawyer I'd be pretty upset if she was the one provided to me because I couldn't afford one. Did I mention she was a bitch? Fat little troll...

What else? The end of the night some fat ginger dude tried to come back in well after 2:30 because he had to use the bathroom. We explained that he couldn't come in and he said that we'd have to punch him in the face to stop him as he tried to push his way through.  I could feel the eyes on me from the bar staff...they said "Can we? Can we please? Oh lord, please say we can punch this guy in the face like he asked us to?"

Once he got out his buddy decided to pee on our door. I pulled my phone out while he was unzipping. He stopped. I don't know if he was afraid we'd record his sad little ginger penis, or that we were calling the cops. Either way, eventually he got into a cab.

That was pretty much it. Can't wait till next year....