A kid walked up to the door with no ID. After a few minutes of arguing he gave up and walked back to his friends. One of his friends came up to me and explained that he'd just lost his liscence and that's why he had no ID. Wow, that sucks. Still can't come in.
A few minutes later the kid with no ID came up to me with ID that said he was Steve someone or other. He didn't look like the guy in the picture so I sent him packing. Finally he left and his group of friends came to the door. So we asked them all for ID again. When Steve someone or other showed me his ID I told him he couldn't come in. He wanted to know why. Well...because you thought you were smarter than me. And you're not Steve something or other. Now toddle on home smart guy.
Later a girl came to the bar and had ID that looked a little like her, but it wasn't. So I asked her for another piece. She didn't have another piece but swore that it was her. Just as she said this 3 cops piled out of the bar. I said "Tell you what. You show your ID to those cops, if they think it's you, I'll let you in."
She left.
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