Idiocity

So some guy walked out of the bar, walked over to a car and peed on it. It happened to belong to one of our bartenders. The pisser tried to come back in after urinating outdoors, in front of people, on my friend's property. We, of course, said he couldn't. He then spent, literally, the next 2 hours trying to get back in. He eventually got punched in the face by another guy. Sucker punched. Karma. After that he stilled stayed around for another half hour spitting blood and calling all his friends. None of whom seemed to want to come help.

The guy who punched him in the face was shocked to find out that we wouldn't let him back in either. Last week he had tried to fight a bouncer, and the week before that he tried to fight a group of bikers. For some reason the bikers like me and have promised not to cause trouble and therefore did not murder the 80lb weakling who for some reason feels the need to constantly fight. We decided he should never ever ever come back into our bar. He said that was unfair. He also stood around outside for about 3 hours. Eventually he got bored and left. Time well spent I figure.

I think that if you find yourself spending a great deal of your time standing outside a place that you are not welcome, you may need to examine your life. You are either a stalker or a loser.