Sad Batnews

A few months ago I wrote a post called The Fast and Furious 4 about a group of dickheads who came into the bar one night. One of the dudes was bragging about his Lambo all night, as a crowning glory to his douchebaggery. Anyway, I used a picture I found on the web of a guy in a batman costume standing beside a booted black Gallardo. 

It turns out that this guy was a local celebrity in Maryland, where he would get dressed up in his bat-gear and visit sick kids in the hospital, handing out gifts and generally making their days brighter.

Sadly he died last month in an accident on his way back from a car show. There's an article here about this hero and his tragic end. 

The fast and the furious 4

So the other night these 4 idiots came into the bar. 3 of them were full on meat head ‘roid ragers, the other, just a garden variety asshole.  They spent the night bragging about their net worth, picking people up off the ground and showing off their acute oppositional defiance disorder. While these guys were basking in the glory of their own existence just about everyone else in the bar were either laughing at them or waiting with baited breath for them to pay their tabs and leave. 

At one point, their leader, smack dab in the middle of his midlife crisis, grabbed some woman as she walked by. She looked at him and said. “What makes you think you can touch me?”
He sneered at her and said “I drive a Lamborghini baby”
She sneered back and said “I drive a Kia Soul, go fuck yourself”

She made my night.