Drunks are an uncreative lot. Here is a list of the top ten things they say when they're kicked out. I had all of them last night.
10. You think you're tough? or Oh, tough guy huh?
9. What'd I do?
8. I didn't do anything
7. I'm not drunk.
6. I make twice as much money as you. (that should go without saying since this is a part time job)
5. I know the manager, whats his name again? (Timmy, its always Timmy)
4. If you don't let me back in I'm never coming back here again (imagine my dissapointment)
3. Oh, are you enjoying all your power? So cool being a bouncer isn't it?
2. This bar sucks.
1. You're an asshole!
