Open Water

Some genius was standing out front of the bar and decided to duck around the corner. Now there's only 2 reasons to duck around the corner of our bar. To smoke pot or to piss on the side of the building. Curiousity got the best of me and I ended up seeing this guy pissing the corner between the gym and the Staples next door.

When he came back I informed him he wasn't coming in. He asked why and I told him. He didn't seem to think that was a good enough reason.

"I didn't piss on your bar, I pissed on the gym next door"
"Well man, all the walls are connected and its all one big building"
"I didn't piss on the wall I pissed on the corner" he reasoned.
"Dude, we have a bathroom inside, there's no excuse for that"
"I was waiting for my friend" he argued.
"Yeah? Well I'm sure he wouldn't mind if you took 5 minutes to go inside. Its not like there's a line up.
"So I can't come in then?" he said.
"Not tonight. Come back tomorrow if you want."
"Well whats the difference if I come in tonight or tomorrow"
That actually threw me off a little. I had to think about that for a second. I'm not really sure what I said at that point. I think it was something clever like, "because I said so", or, "because you pissed on the wall tonight" Either way it wasn't the Gold Standard of comebacks.

However, I think tonight if he comes back I'll remind him what he said and tell him he was right. He shouldn't come in tonight.