Scream

A girl at the head of the line showed me her ID. It didn't look quite like her. So I asked her for her address.

"96 Wingfield Way" she says.

"Can you repeat that?" I asked

"96 Wingfield way, Airdire Alberta, T4B 0N5" she says

"Well, that's not what your ID says, so I can't let you in. Have a nice night"

That made her really made. Like, head spinning, steam out the ears mad. "I said 96 Wingfield way! Are you blind!?"  she yelled, holding her ID out for me to see.

I took it back, glanced at it and showed it to her. "Yeah, but your address is actually 76 Wingfield Way" I said. I looked at the other door man. "Hey Nick, think you can remember your house number if someone asked you without getting it wrong?" 

"For every place I've ever lived in" he said, then recited one of them.

I turned back to my friend. "Sorry, if you don't even know where you live I can't let you in." I pulled back the rope. "Have a nice night"

She stormed off calling me an asshole. I can live with that.

Later she returned and asked why she couldn't come in. I told her to come back on her birthday with her own ID and I'd love to let her in.  Whenever that is. 

She started screaming, "Fuck....FUUUUUCKK! Fuck YOU, you FUCKING BITCH!!"

I looked at her friends, "I think I made the right decision. You guys got anything to say?"

They just shook their heads.